Thursday, December 17, 2009

Will brainwashing help to cleanse my mind of dirty thoughts?

As your wife, I would really prefer that not to happen.Will brainwashing help to cleanse my mind of dirty thoughts?
No, not for you fuzzy bunny. Individuals with enormously large cranial capacity are ineffectively cleansed by this process. Small minded people, however, are readily brainwashed....'tis easier to cleanse small things no matter what the item is.





Such is the trend.





You might be able to be coaxed to think a little purer, but I wouldn't anticipate a full-blown brain bathing outcome.Will brainwashing help to cleanse my mind of dirty thoughts?
That depends on what you mean by brainwashing.


If one is born again-the mind is cleansed of dirty thoughts first, then it teaches you how not to answer the door when temptations knock. If you open the door and let them in-then you must clean it again. It becomes more difficult each time.





Its far better to dodge a wreck than to fix one.
do NOT put your brain in the dryer!! lay flat to dry! otherwise, you'll shrink it and it will rattle around in your skull the next time you try to use it.





i just checked the tag on mine, and it says 'dry clean only'.
Yes, definitely. Proceed with brainwashing carefully though. You might become a conservative. ;)
use a gentle detergent rather than a soap, unless you have lye soap. detergent will draw the dirt out. make sure you refill with quality porn once the bad stuff has been cleansed out.
Nah, the Christians I've met tend to have the raunchiest minds. It's the sexual suppression thing - makes 'em animals ;)
Only if you then braincondition and brainrinse very thoroughly.
I know what you look like and a dirty mind can only be a plus!





((((((VISHAL))))))))
Only if you are brainwashed to believe that your mind is clean.
You don't have to wash it--just change out the filters and you'll be fine...
No but God Will.





Assuredly.
Washing it with filth will turn your thoughts to down right nasty.
No, but you won't believe they're dirty when you're done.
Check your label, you don't want your brain to shrink !
No but prayer might just help.
Now why would you want to do that?
i hope not!! what would i think about?

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